SEX EDUCATION (HRIATZAUNAN)
1. Mipa semen (baw) ah hian taksa tan a tha tak tak chi hrang hrang heng nitrogen, fructose, lactic acid, ascorbic acid, inositol, cholesterol, glutathione, creatine, pyruvic acid, citric acid, sorbitol, urea, uric acid leh Vitamin B12, mai bakah salt leh enzymes a awm a, mihringte mamawh em em protein a keng tel hnem hle. (a damdawi mûm ten siam se!)
2. Chocolate hian phenylethylamin e a keng tel a, chu chu mihring ah sex hman chakna tithotu pakhat a ni. (Valentine’s Day ah chocolate a hluar ka ti reng ah!)
3. Hmeichhe serh a fiamthu in a phengphehlep kan tih mai (labia minora) hi nau hring tawhte ta hi a dum bik zel. A fan vak a, a tawmtet leh tawh vang a ni. (pawhfan nilovin ,,, tà wnfan)
4. Hmeichhiate hi an thineih hma deuh hi sex an mamawhna san hunlai ber a ni (hriat kar chi!!!)
5. -321 dgree Fahrenheit (-196.1 degree Centigrade) ah hian mipa chi hi rei tak chhe loin a dahthat theih. 6. Mipaah hian kum 17-18 nih lai hi sex-a an san ber hunlai leh hman nuam an tih ber hun lai a ni. (a mak à t à t rêng ani)
7. Aspirin capsule (lâihren) khat chhunga leng tawk lek mipa chi hlang dahkhawm hi dam ta vek se khawvel mihring zat thawthang a awm thei. (vanneihthlâkin ,,, Heroda ang a awm hlauh chu)
8. Sex hmanlai hian hnute bawr leh serh bawr mai bakah hnarkaw chhung a tihrawlte hi an lo inhampuar trang mar ve tlat nia! (a trangrual rî chu pui helh helh tak a ni)
9. Mingo hmeichhiate hi anal sex ngaina leh hmang nasa ber an ni. (hnunglam a sabarh)
10. Thirfiante khat mipa semen (baw) hian calorie 5 a keng tel. (Ãnlâk slim nan a thrat dawn chu!)
11. Vawikhat mipa chitla ah hian chî maktaduai hnih atang a maktaduai 5 vel a awm thin. (kan va pung nèp si êm!)
12. Khawvel a hmeichhia hmunthum a then a hmunkhat hi chuan kum 80 chuang an nih thleng pawhin an kawppuite nen sex an la hmang ve tlauh tlauh peih. (Sari iângin)
13. Mihring lungphu pangngai hi minute khatah vawi 60-90 velte a ni tlangpui a, sex hmana a vawrtawp thlen lai hi chuan minute khatah vawi 140 vel lai a phu hman. (a hlau mi?)
14. Hmeichhiate (pasal nei) hi chawhrualin an rai theih hun chhung thleng (an menopause hma) hian vawi 3000 vel sex an hmang hman tlangpui. (vawikhatah Rs. 500/- hlawh zel se!)
15. Mipa kum 40 hnuai lamah hian second sawm lek chhungin a fuk lungrun a thleng hman thei. (ét áwt hiân!)
16. Khawvel hmeichhiate hi chawhrualin 43% velin anal sex an hmang tel thin. (eu!)
17. Sex hman nawmna tur thilah hian hmeichhiate hià n mipa thil len zawng hi a pakuana velah an dah laiin mipa chuan a pathumna velah an dah thung. (hmm,,, a zia deuh)
18. Mipa hian a vawrtawp a thlen a a semen rawn khawh chhuah chak zawng hi 28 miles per hour lai zuk ni a! (chheih rãw!)
19. Mipa chi hmeichhe serh chhung a tla hi darkar khat chhungin inches 7 lai zuk tawlhsawn ve thei a! (hrét hrút a)
20. Mipa hian trang ét áwt a a tihtlâk chuan inches 12 a tang a 24 lai te a khawh phak! (kahchik thra mi)
21. Mipa serh sei ber record chu inches 13 vel a sei a ni a, mahse, hei hi penile modification nen a treatment pek a ni a, natural chu inches 11 vel a ni a, a tawi ber erawh chu 1cm chauh a ni. (leh lawi si chuan!)
22. Mipa puitling til (testicle) ah hian chi a insiam tam hle a, a sei zawngin insi thapin dah tlar ta ila, metre 250 ai a thui a awh thei. (ek line lagao)
23. Pangngai tak a sex hman hian chawhrualin tihluh atrang a minute thum chhungin mipa 70% hian a vawrtawp an thleng hman thei. (control control)
24. Australian mite hi mi pahnih aia tam sex hman (threesome) ngaina ber niin an sawi a, 28% lai hetiang sex hmang ang a chhut an ni. (motor a behrûk an hrat ve tihna ni maw!?!)
25. Khawvel mihring 50 zelah 1 (2%) vel hi thlawhtheihna chhung a sex hmang an ni tawh. (tuthlawh & bawngtuthlawh hmang chung pawh in maw?)
26. A tlangpuiin hmeichhia hian a vawrtawp nawmna hi second 20 vel an hman laiin mipa chuan second 7 lek an hmang thung. (in läp hleih leh sà ve!!!)
27. Mipa 41% vel hian zing taka sex hman an duh laiin hian a tam zawk chuan an duh lo.